Omegle

[Pimpbot]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 year old guy from usa
You: awesome
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 f cali
Stranger: mmm cali girls
You: woohoo
Stranger: wanna show me a pic?
You: ok
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You: RICK ROLLED!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Inferno]

You: RICK ROLLED!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

pwn'd^10

[Tinman]

lmao!

[Pimpbot]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i am looking for a horny female with msn and a video camera to strip
You: wow
You: it's your lucky day
Stranger: nice
You: but
Stranger: whats ur sn
You: you have to make me want to
Stranger: oh i think i can
You: prove it
Stranger: u sound beautiful
Stranger: i want to fuck u hard
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: nice
You: have you ever fucked on a white bearskin rug?
Stranger: then
Stranger: no but i wuld for u
You: ohhh
You: OHHHHHHHH
You: i gotta tell you
You: it's THE BEST
You: THE best
You: ever
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now r u ready for msn
You: that white long fur rubbin around on my creamy thighs
Stranger: oh ya
You: it's like gandalf's beard
Stranger: u turnin me on
You: k now im hawrny
Stranger: whats ur sn sexy
You: FUCK
You: my cat just pissed all over my oatmeal cookies
You: GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: WHATS WRONG!!!
You: fuck im not horny anymore
You: smells like piss
Stranger: oh man stupid kitty
You: have you ever shoved a warm curling iron up your ass?
Stranger: no
You: anything up your ass?
You: a finger?
Stranger: no but if u would video chat with me i wuld for u
You: i dont believe you
Stranger: wgat
Stranger: what
Stranger: what r u smoking
You: you're not doing a very good job turning me on
Stranger: it is crazy as shit
You: hey smokin sounds good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QT]

 

[Tobor]

I guess he didn't have a warm curling iron handy.

[Pimpbot]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: girl or guy
You: girl
Stranger: nice how old
You: 22
Stranger: im 20 =)
You: where from
Stranger: california u
You: me 2
You: l.a.
Stranger: oakland lol
Stranger: thats kinda close
You: go angels
Stranger: lol u got any pix
You: ya on my website
You: lemonparty.org
Stranger: k hold up
Stranger: wow thats fucken gross
You: what is?
Stranger: there fucken old guys fucken each other on that website
You: crap.
You: someone hacked my website
You: AGAIN
You: hold on
Stranger: wow u do porno
You: hold on reloading my index.php
You: ok refresh
Stranger: its still there
You: damn. well this is gonna take some more time. just check back later when it's fixed. my email is on it.
You: BYE
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BUHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[Tobor]

[QT]

my brain wants to read this as "smeegle".

Anyway, this was gay.

Stranger: pipi
You: longstocking?
Stranger: nope
You: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Pimpbot]

we should try and see if we can find one another on omegle

[Pimpbot]

Stranger: sex?
You: i guess
Stranger: well thats not the enthusiasm i was looking for
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tinman]

lmao!

[|R|Gropo]

[Tinman]

rofl! I miss those text adventure games. :p

[Pimpbot]

awesome

[Tobor]

Wow, can't believe he/she actually played along.

[QT]

 :rollin:I've read it like three times now.

Maybe I should give it another shot....